LOOK AT THIS, this is an exciting real thing that is really going to open up near my house.
And they are hiring. Boy, I tell ya. I am grown-up enough to know better than to quit my full-time job to go be a pretend wizard, but not grown-up enough that the temptation isn’t there. Trust me, it’s just simmering beneath the surface. All day tomorrow I’ll be at my desk fiddling with things and talking on the phone, and in the back of my head I’ll be imagining what my life would be like if I worked in a place where I got paid to pretend to do magic all day.
Hopefully some of my less already-gainfully-employed friends will get hired and I will be able to live vicariously through them.